Syria's leader says Syria's pity is that she now stands all quite alone;

Syria's leader says Syria's trying to be more like Texas today;

Syria's leader says Syria's happy, don't need no change to the throne.

And Georgie Dubya says forty days more, then we'll send in Cruisies.

Please Mr. President, don't drop your bombs here, they only kill and they maim.

Please Mr. President, surely the kids aren't to blame?

Syria's leader says Syria's peaceful, with tanks they just don't want to play;

Syria's leader says Syria's prayerful, the folks like to kneel down and pray;

Syria's leader says please stop your warmongrin', why don't you just go away?

And Georgie Dubya says forty days more, then we'll send in Cruisies.

Please Mr. President, don't drop your bombs here, they only kill and they maim.

Please Mr. President, surely the kids aren't to blame?

Syria 's leader says mothers are tremblin', to think of the missiles that rain;

Syria 's leader says people are cryin' at the thought of all of that pain;

Syria 's leader says not too much oil here, not much of a military gain.

And Georgie Dubya says forty days more, then we'll send in Cruisies.

Please Mr. President, don't drop your bombs here, they only kill and they maim.

Please Mr. President, surely the kids aren't to blame?

In ten years' time they'll remember you with shame.