Angry Poem #1

Spindoctor

You've got this glass jar

with rose-coloured water.

You shove in a heap of shit

and shut the lid real quick.

so what's in the jar?

Rose-coloured crap!

Angry Poem #2

Oliver

You, with your vast experience,

You, who never make a mistake,

Never need to say sorry

And never give an inch -

Sit on it!

Angry Poem #3

Bikie

Simon has a pigtail?

I don't like it

When people laugh,

He's my friend!

Angry Poem #4

Me Generation

Hello Pete

Hello Benji

That's Ben

That's Peter

So what'cha been doin, Pete?

Angry Poem #5

I wish you wouldn't…

That surprises me,

you don't usually

tell me what you think,

ram your values

down my neck.

Usually you remember

just because you care

doesn't give you the right

to interfere.

Life's full of surprises,

most of them unpleasant.

Angry Poem #6

Dead Spit

The hairdresser joked I looked like the photo

of Marc Dutroux, convicted of raping

and murdering children…The older I get

the more I look like someone who is

or should be dead.