They dish out Venlafaxine , and

then Carbimazole .  This seems planned.

Let me tell you just where I'm at :

Some say these pills might make me fat.

I struggle into my size tens.

To see the flab, requires a lens.

I've gained three pounds, though.  Fancy that !

These pills, I fear, could make me fat.

Soon even my size twelve's seemed tight.

You see where this is going, right?

The medics are denying that

the medication made me fat.

I diet and I exercise.

Doctors and nurses tell more lies.

To me, it's clear, and that is that .

The medication made me fat.

The comments - first, from enemies.

Soon, so-called 'friends' must add to these.

I was quite right to smell a rat,

And now I'm stuck with being fat.