A poet's guide to world news

...invaded Kuwait...serious repercussions in the world community...now back

to the Central park jogger

trial...brutally raped and murdered a four year old girl...Vanna, a new

fragrance to bring out the real you...the act

of naked aggression...honey, would you pass me the beer... what's the score

anyway?... Hussein's aggression can

only be compared to that of...eat my shorts, Homer...Adolf Hitler...sodomy

and homosexuality are...Madonna's

controversial new video...we love Saddam Hussein...will swim in their own

blood...just for the taste of it...that's

why I wear a cross your heart bra...M.C. Hammer is number one for the second

week...a serious problem in our

schools...the U.N. has passed...Stayfree panty shields...12

resolutions...we'll be talking to children molested...the

Dow Jones is down 23 points...by their alcoholic fathers...many people were

seriously...not immoral to show

breasts in...the Constitution of the United...airlines shut down

because...Oh what a feeling!...inflicted several

stab wounds...the Emir of Kuwait said...champagne wishes and caviar

dreams...on Murder, She Wrote

Jessica...million Americans will have AIDS by...this Bud's for you...another

touchdown...Secretary of State

Baker will travel...this super shape-up video...absolutely free...Shamir

ordered gas masks...for feminine

freshness...use a condom...explore the mysteries of the unknown in

this...money back guaranteed...the Senate

ethics committee will meet...to discuss the Palestinian question...the best

new sports car...in the brutal

murder...Donald Trump announced today...now back to the regularly

scheduled...the pro-life activists

bombed...we won't have another Vietnam...let's nuke them!...will swim in

their own blood...Judas...experts said

if Saddam...Americans are proud of...a new ruling on flag-burning...call the

love line and talk to that

special...Dick Cheney suggested...rushed to the hospital...to spend

Christmas in the Saudi...in case of

haemorrhoidal...on the MTV music awards...contained subliminal messages...the

young men and women serving

our...asked Congress...helps fight tartar and gum disease...suck my dick,

bitch...the multinational coalition...I'm

looking at the man in the mirror...plastic surgery is safe...Iraqis are a

brave people...get out of Kuwait...blows up

the oil fields...choosy mothers choose...m'm, m'm, good soup!...in serious

but stable condition...in your own

video library...in the privacy of your...aggression will not be

rewarded...go ahead, make my day...to call up one

million reservists...in the latest savings and loans...at Shoprite...accused

of a racial killing...Christmas shoppers

rush...January 15 is a real deadline...your skin can be younger...Leo

Buscaglia's special message...this holiday

season...Gorbachev sends troops...only on the Playboy Channel...we give you

the best...stripped of their rights

and dignity...appear sceptical...eliminate all nuclear and chemical...with

mild temperatures Wednesday...had a

heart attack...unavailable for comment...HAVE A NICE DAY AND A PLEASANT

TOMORROW...